(Source: blow-some)

liamgotmoney:

when ya marry an old rich dude and he dont make you sign a prenup

image

seenathing:

sixpenceee:

Does anyone’s else’s pinky toe barely resemble a normal toe nail anymore? 

Those table corners :/

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)


Mashton harassing Calum +


queenofattolia:

(Source: jimmytfallon)

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)